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[nightnpcs]

AMUN | NPC

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NOVEMBER

"Straight to the point. You're granted one question each. Choose wisely."

⟪ so you've accessed amun's elusive mail. he's even welcoming you with an intro video! recently filmed, you might notice what looks to be a fresh cut on his left cheek, as well as bruises on his neck... aside from his overall stern dispositions. yes, he still looks like an ass, albeit a bit more tired. maybe. delays are to be expected. ⟫

Comments

text | @harukaze

[janescayre]

You people have a lot of nerve pulling a stunt like that and then playing the Good Samaritan.

If you really mean to answer our questions then tell me: has anyone ever returned to "life"? If so, how?

And don't split hairs saying that's two questions either. They're part of the same inquiry.

[nightnpcs]

A bold assumption. I do not have the time, nor the desire, to play anything but the function I serve.

As far as we know, no one has returned to life as we've all known it. You will either Ascend, become a slave to Oblivium, or disappear entirely.

[janescayre]

[oh my god]

It's a figure of speech!

I don't know if I believe that. What happens with Ascension?

[Very subtly sneaking an extra one in but it's important. Most of what she's gleaned makes Ascending sound like a rapturous elevation to paradise, but one so rare it's legendary. Such a thing may not exist at all.]

[nightnpcs]

⟪ \o/ ⟫

Then explaining anything further would be futile, as well as a waste of my time. Have a great day.

[janescayre]

WHAT THE HELL

GET BACK HERE

EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!